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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?"
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"""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings"
"I asked an atheist ""How do you view homosexuality?"" He replied ""Mostly on pornhub"""
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone but YOU."
"10 ways to avoid clickbait! Well, that wasn't one of them.."
"Folks call me a stillborn egg Cause' I'm never getting laid!"
"[bank robbery] Robber 1: put money in the bag Robber 2: how come u get to be robber 1? Robber 4: how do u think I feel. There's only 3 of us"
"It's so cold outside my nipples just typed this status."
"How many Republicans does it take to screwin a light bub? Zero. They're so fucking dumb that none of them can screw a light bulb to begin with."
"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie."