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Joke of the Day

"Why is Superman's costume so tight? Because it only comes in size 'S'"

"I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros."

"Monster energy drink bumper stickers--because you can't give your truck an eyebrow piercing."

"Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on. The more it hurts."

"Question and Answer Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements"

"Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah I thought, He's trying to pull a fast one"

"Why do political yes-men use so much Raid? Because they're sycophants!"

"I picked up a Jewish girl today, wanna know how? With a dustpan."

"I had a joke about wet floors but it must have slipped my mind"

"There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The ""I have a Dream"" speech."