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Joke of the Day

"TIL The deadliest Medieval warrior was a Scottish tailor. ....He kilt thousands of people."

"The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience."

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"There are 2 LOSERS who hang out at the same sidewalk corner everyday... The taller LOSER says to the other ""Hey man, have you seen my keys?"". The other LOSER replies, ""No, have you seen my wallet?""."

"Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee? Because he's lack-toes intolerant."

"Books keep falling on my head.... I've only got myshelf to blame"

"Autocorrect is like the kid in class who got ONE right and now he won't stop raising his hand."

"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"

"What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?"

"What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas? Cancer."