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Joke of the Day

"Why do cowboys have foreskin? So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth"

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"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."
"If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The road crossed him first, man. The road crossed him first. *This should be delivered in your best ""tough guy"" voice.*"
"Why did George Lucas Cross The Road? To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80."
"Why does the little Mermaid wear sea shells Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big"
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"What did the book say to the librarian? Can I take you out?"
"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"
"I was talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours. We just clicked."
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