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Joke of the Day
"What did the book say to the librarian? Can I take you out?"
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"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work."
"So my friend said to ex girlfriend ""Please dont throw me under the bus"" I replied "" Ya thats right throw her under the subway"""
"very windy and rainy out today.... THANKS TRUMP"
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !"
"Which band is difficult to dance to? The Beatless"
"A guy walks into a bar.... ...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says ""okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"""
"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."
"Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive."
"Why doesn't Meghan Trainor eat salmon? Because she's all about that bass"