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Joke of the Day
"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"
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"I'll take Dumb Ideas for $300, Alex. Your Answer: sit on the ground and eat food while bugs crawl all over you What is a picnic? Correct!"
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today... Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."
"Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night."
"My friend is addicted to brake fluid... ...but he says he can stop anytime"
"An all inclusive guide for lurkers: How to reach the front page. Details inside."
"People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
"Louis FarraKhan and Jeffery Dalmer walk into a bar... ehhhh I got nothin.. just thought that would be a hilarious start to a joke."
"Cats love it when you give them a mohawk"