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Joke of the Day
"Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal"
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"Good night cop: Want the light on or off? Sweet dreams kiddo. Bad night cop: You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep."
"There are 2 types of people in this world Those with the ability to extrapolate information from incomplete data"
"What was the pedophile's favourite drink? The milkshake, because it brought all the boys to his yard"
"I was on holiday in Belgium... Apparently it was obvious that I am German, because an elderly man came to me and said ""you lost something "". ""What?"" I asked surprised. ""The war"" he replied."
"What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common? Jeffrey Epstein."
"The secret to my amazing vegan burgers is real beef."
"Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator."
"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."
"What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!"