200701

Joke of the Day

"Why does the little Mermaid wear sea shells Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big"

"I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal... It really was a waste of time. (Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)"

"If you are what you eat ...never order a #2."

"What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday? Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday."

"Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? He couldn't budge-it!"

"Some random guy on the street turned me into a bottle of tequila which rather annoyed me. I hate when people Patronize me"

"What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash? [removed] (two children)"

"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"

"She said, ""I want twelve inches and I want it to hurt!"" So I screwed her twice and hit her in the head with a brick"

"how to hot dogs: 1) ""read"" hot dogs instructions 2) place 5 to 60 hot dogs in warm microwave or sink 3) add 1 piece of ketchup 4( drink"