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Joke of the Day
"What gets bigger everytime I see my wife. My wife."
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"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinco."
"This is gonna be a really long one. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee"
"My mom told me that I objectify women. When she asked me why I broke up with my last girlfriend I said ""it didn't work out."" She said ""be more specific."" I said ""I just told you she didn't exercise."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Aromatic and with a bit of foam floating at the top."
"Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company? I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story."
"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"
"I had my operation done privately in the end. Originally my Dad wanted to sell tickets."
"My friend told me I sounded pretentious in my essay I don't get it: I don't think I sound ostentatious."
"Who's killed more natives than General Custer? Jack Daniels"