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Joke of the Day

"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"

"Does a Priest have a wife? He has nun."

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

"What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm? A pimp."

"Why are seals such homebodies? Because clubbing isn't any fun."

"Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive."

"What's the difference between anal sex and regular sex? Regular sex can make your night, but anal sex can make your hole weak."

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? drizzle."

"Need more time? Scientifically proved. Those who celebrate more birthdays, live more time."

"What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing"