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Joke of the Day
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"My grandma's a thief You should see her snatch."
"Why are men smarter while having sex? Because they're plugged into a know it all."
"I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as ""senseitational"""
"My friend has a habit of dropping things. It's getting out of hand."
"Giving Money To The Non-Homeless Prank What kind of reactions could we get by giving our spare change to people who clearly don't need it. confused and disoriented evidently. :D"
"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"
"Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? Because he used a non-stick pan."
"What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ? ""Hey , they drew first"""
"If I had a nickel for every time some didn't understand me I'd make more cents."