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Joke of the Day
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"What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !"
"My friend told me he hasn't pooped in a week. I told him he was full of shit."
"I found my first grey pubic hair today. However, i didn't freak out about it like the other people in the elevator."
"How can you tell when Dracula is sick? By his coughin'"
"Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge"
"The monkey at the zoo ruined my new shirt. I should have seen it coming."
"Don't you hate it when... you spend thirty minutes searching for a video, only to close it two minutes later."