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Joke of the Day

"Who's killed more natives than General Custer? Jack Daniels"

"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."

"What did Captain Picard call his poop? Captain's log"

"I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"

"What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !"

"LIFE HACK: If a public restroom is locked, violently yank the door handle over and over like a gorilla and never accept that it's occupied"

"What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common? they both like to root around in your cellar"

"What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!"

"[Date] Him: I don't trust myself around you Her(flirtatiously): Oh, stop Him: I bought an iPad on your credit card when you went to bathroom"