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Joke of the Day

"Little Sally walks into the kitchen and finds a naked guy there. ""Are you the new babysitter?"" she asks. ""No I am the new motherfucker."" the man replies."

"If I say ""Someone else's God"", Then say ""Dammit"" Is it still a sin ?"

"What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench? The NBA"

"There must be a special discount store for plumbers... There pants are always 50% off"

"That deal's a sore dick.... Ya can't beat it!"

"Divorce is tough on some kids. Mine were just happy to be single again."

"Easy way to tell GOP actually know their policies are hot giraffe shit is how ashamed they are of George W. Bush."

"You know it's a shitty day at the office when Everytime you walk into the bathroom all the stalls are taken"

"People laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian well nobody is laughing now"

"My New Year's Resolution 1080p"