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Joke of the Day
"There must be a special discount store for plumbers... There pants are always 50% off"
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"I swallowed two pieces of string and when I went to the bathroom they came out tied together. I shit you knot."
"One day Eddie Vedder and Bob Dylan got into an argument. nobody knows why."
"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"
"Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them."
"A pharmacy was broken into and the only thing stolen was a case of Viagra Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals"
"A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"". The bartender replies ""No we only have plain."""
"When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born."
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her."
"My friend keeps saying, ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."" I know he means well."