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Joke of the Day
"Divorce is tough on some kids. Mine were just happy to be single again."
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"Newtons 3rd law of emotion Newton's 3rd law of emotion is, for every male action there is a crazy ass female overreaction."
"Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play."
"What's the paradox of 'lingerie'? Done right, it doesn't linger."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flys like a banana."
"And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in ""Bath Time""."
"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a penis before."
"""How often do you floss?"" Every day ""How often do you lie?"" Every six months"
"Why doesn't the sun go to college? It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees."
"[1st date] HER: I'm such a nerd! I love when a guy talks sciency HIM: Oh haha [to waiter] A salad with umm *sweating* kilo-island dressing"