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Joke of the Day
"Who took my username? When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!"
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"The absolute value of 0 is no laughing matter lol"
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"How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you see later, and the other you see in a while."
"Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV."
"How do you call a puzzled amputee? Stumped."
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"Heard about the peanut that walked through Central Park It was a salted."
"Two blondes walk into a bar The first one says ""Don't worry, I didn't see it either""."
"A bottle washes on shore with a note inside it: ""Go swimming, the water's great! And there's no sharks! P.S. this wasn't written by a shark"""