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Joke of the Day

"CW: It's gonna get cold! Me: You're gonna die. CW: Excuse me? Me: Sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious."

"Doctor Strange, Weird Al, and Oddjob walk into a bar... that's a very unusual event."

"What did the shirt say to the pants zipper? Your so fly man"

"Where do you put the Duke? In the duke box!"

"Yep, we're the minority around here when we have the only Wi-Fi network name written in English in the entire neighborhood."

"I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]"

"Actually, conservation of angular momentum makes the world go 'round."

"""You make me so wet."" - me, to my shower."

"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"

"Cleaning ladies: The new craze that's sweeping the nation"