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Joke of the Day

"CW: It's gonna get cold! Me: You're gonna die. CW: Excuse me? Me: Sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious."

"I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup."

"A barber asked a man how he wants his haircut In silence"

"Who is a golfers favorite singer? ...birdy :P"

"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I have never wanted to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike .. my dad was holding me from behind .."

"[Soldiers regrouping] Where's Jim? He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies "

"Two men walk into a bar. You think one of them would have seen it..."

"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."