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Joke of the Day
"Philae comet lander wakes up [After 7 months] ""Where the *fuck* am I?!"""
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"What do you call a man with a penis in the middle of his face? Fuck nose."
"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."
"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."
"Anonymous now declared war on ISIS... It's now a hacking contest."
"Man, the frappes at the grinder place by the rotary are wicked good. Go Sox! Sorry about that. I had 2 Boston Kreme donuts this morning."
"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period."
"I've noticed... I've noticed, if you're scared of spiders they always turn up in your bedroom. So by using that logic... I'm scared of blonde girls with big boobs."
"Cops caught me fapping in a park and asked my penis if it wanted to press charges."
"what do you call a boring burrito? aburrido"