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Joke of the Day
"I'm biased: I have four buttocks."
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"Next on ""McCribs""! Hamburglar shows us his pimped-out hideout, and Grimmus takes us on a tour of his plush pleasure dome."
"I just got these awesome red shoes but there is an issue with them. They have no soles"
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first cannibal asks ""Does it taste funny?"" The second cannibal turns around and says ""nope."""
"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"
"I told my friend I hope to deliver a joke half as well as her some day. Sadly, we men will never know the joys of childbirth."
"If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it."
"Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don't know the words."
"I once dated a girl for 3 months because we were stuck in a hammock."