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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first cannibal asks ""Does it taste funny?"" The second cannibal turns around and says ""nope."""

"I hate reddit because... ...you cannot take a joke!"

"A woman once received a wooden breast implant It'd be nice if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit?"

"When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"What's the difference between you and a bag of shit? You're not in a bag."

"I don't think I'm racist but... ...the KKK all look the same to me"

"sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately. I've been reading the Cheesecake Factory menu"

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet."

"Geppetto: Whew it's a cold one. Pinocchio: Mhmm. G: Fire's running low. P: Mhmm. G: Wonder *sharpens axe* where I could get some wood."

"BRAZIL: Can you describe your attacker? RYAN LOCHTE: You wouldn't know him. He goes to another Olympics. #LochteGate"