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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it."

"Accidentally picked up two traffic cones instead of my children again"

"What do you call three witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven."

"why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth"

"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? ""Do you believe in God?"""

"I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor."

"Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*"

"What do you call inexplicably missing aioli? Awoli."

"What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress? Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)"