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Joke of the Day

"Then God said, come fourth john, for you will have eternal life... But john came Fifth and won a free toaster"

"I Just Started My New Job Performing Circumcisions... The base pay sucks, but luckily I get lots of tips."

"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...I mean, come on guys."

"As you take another breath, someone takes their last. Stop complaining; appreciate life."

"what do you call a contortionist from the Philippines? A Manila folder."

"It's not a great nap, unless you wake up and can't remember what day it is."

"Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes. You're making the doctors come back again."

"I hadn't seen my girlfriend for a while... When she saw me, she said, ""Wow, your hands are so soft!"" ""But... where have you been working out?"""

"Don't worry, dude, You're fine. I'm pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder."

"a man walks into a library drunk and says can i have a fish and chips please the woman says sir this is a library and then whispers can i have a fish and chips please"