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Joke of the Day

"Football started as strictly butt-slapping & they built the rest of the game around that so it wouldn't look weird by itself"

"I rang my boss and said ""what is the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I don't know"" ""I am not coming into work today""."

"What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust? Easy Bake Ovens"

"Let's take a moment this Valentine's Day to think about how awkward it is for all the couples who started dating in January."

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around"

"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"

"Relationships are like algebra. Do you ever look at your x and wonder y?"

"What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !"

"Out of order. How does a time traveler tell jokes?"

"Punchline Challenge: ""And by the way, you've got a lovely home!"" What's the setup ?"