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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !"
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"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."
"Did you know Stalin's penis was the funniest part of his body? It was real commiedick."
"My wife told me I should spice things up in the bedroom. So I decided to cumin her mouth."
"What time is it? **BOOM!**"
"Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night."
"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"
"What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant"
"911: What's your emergency? Me: Do you think I'm pretty"
"*quits Twitter to spend time with family* *remembers what family is like* *quits family for Twitter*"