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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my food. Existent."
Next Joke
"What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!"
"What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe."
"Meeting with a social media consultant about how to better leverage my twitter stream for optimum engagement. Kidding. Banging your mom."
"My girlfriend told me to roleplay as her daddy. So I left her."
"Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? More bird poop."
"Teacher- ""Are you chewing boy?!!..."" ""This is the worst blowjob i received all day"""
"Shortest Joke I've Ever Heard; Dwarf shortage."
"[wife frustrated] ""at least I didn't hook up the toilet wrong and tell everyone it's a bidet"""
"Trash can and chileans(Geopolitic humour) what is the difference between a trash can and a Chilean? The word"