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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my food. Existent."
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"My Russian friends cringe everytime I tell a joke... Because in Russia line punch you."
"Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant? Because it might be a moose steak."
"How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food? Like Tso."
"DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son ""have you been smoking dubstep?"" ""mom what??"" ""DON'T LIE TO ME WHERE'S THE SKRILLEX"""
"""Damn girl are you a dam, girl? Cuz your water just broke haha"" yes we will go to the hospital in a minute honey, jesus christ im tweeting"
"What do Brazil and lesbians have in common? Neither like touching balls."
"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"
"My buddy tells me he had sex with his GF and her twin the other night. I asked him how he told them apart. He says, ""well her brother has a mustache"""
"Sitting while wearing shorts is a fun way to make your thighs look like they escaped sausage casing."