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Joke of the Day

"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"

"How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray."

"Joke Challenge! Who can make the best joke using the spelling similarities between ""papist"" and ""rapist""? NSFW of course OK."

"[angrily taking off banana suit] ""Why didn't you tell me we were going to a funeral"""

"I got this amazing girl's number at work today See you later Jane Doe 522/16!"

"What did the chicken say to the farmer Nothing, chickens don't speak English."

"When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly."

"Josh Dugger The Christians are taking the latest news regarding the Dugger family hard. I just drove by a Chick-fil-A, and the flags were at half-staff."

"I like my women like my salad Undressed"

"A man went to the register with only a box of condoms. The cashier asked 'Sir, do you want a bag?' He replied 'No thanks, she's not that ugly'"