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Joke of the Day

"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"

"If you're going to have a beer with Russian's You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. Edit:FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS JOKE IS"

"If Excel had a record label.... It would be Excel ENT. I'll see myself out."

"A local man was arrested today for pouring Harpic all over the vicar. He's been charged with bleaching the priest."

"How does a black girl know shes pregnant? When all the cotton is picked off her tampon."

"The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd."

"You have to admire husband's focus as he plays on his iPad while I furiously chop carrots tapping out ""I hate you"" in morse code w my knife."

"Catharine Zeta Jones gets naked, ties a red sheet around around her neck runs into the bedroom, jumps up on the bed and yells ""super pussy"". Michael rolls over and says ""Think I'll take the soup."""

"There's no actual reason to believe that eating this entire bag of Doritos will make me feel better. That's why it's called faith."

"Check out this joker with his accounting book.. Guy thinks he's Heath Ledger."