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Joke of the Day

"Sitting while wearing shorts is a fun way to make your thighs look like they escaped sausage casing."

"I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets..."

"My girlfriend started pms-ing today. I thinks it's just a big ovary action."

"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop And he says ""Can you make me one with everything"""

"Will we just know how to play the harp in heaven, or do we need to arrange lessons beforehand?"

"Why should we all worship Jesus? Because he makes a bloody good wine."

"Trivia Crack is much safer than regular crack, but it will still tear your family apart."

"You can tell a lot about someone from the books they read, the things they say and how they conduct themselves in their personal life."

"bill nye is short for william new years eve"

"If there was a way to read a woman's mind...I'm still not sure I'd want too...I hate shoes, shopping, gossip & I already know I'm annoying."