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Joke of the Day

"Where you do see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"One time, at banned camp, I felt really excluded."

"A man walks into a bear... He is mauled to death."

"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."

"How'd the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool."

"What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common? They have both been fingered by their brother."

"Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!"

"News: Video of black Baltimore mother beating her rioting son goes viral. She beat him so hard the police gave her a job application."

"Did you hear, there's no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died..."

"Come forth... And God said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."