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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lawyer go to the tailor? He wanted a law-suit"
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"A man walks into a bar it's already full of bad jokes."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture"
"Macs ranked best to worst - Fleetwood - book pros - n cheese - klemore"
"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the mainstream."
"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she said ""is that the best you can do?""."
"At the Olympics a man walked up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"" ""Nein, I am German, but how did you know my name ist Walter?"""
"I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!"
"I keep forgetting - which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"My teen yelled at me for not waking her up for school. She's in the shower & I'm wondering when she realizes it's Sunday. This is beautiful."