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Joke of the Day
"What happens when two dogs breed in a pound? Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog."
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"75% of parenting is taking their keys to punish them And giving them back because they're driving you crazy"
"I would tell you a complicated joke But there is no chance that your incapable human mind has any possibility of comprehending what it means."
"The best joke on reddit (OC)"
"What did Obama say when he was alone? Obamaself"
"So two chocolate rabbits were talking to each other... ... One of them had a bite out of his butt and the other with a bite on his ears. So one rabbit says, ""My butt hurts"" and the other says ""What?"""
"I used to work at the factory that made fire hydrants. Couldn't park anywhere near the place."
"What do you call tities in the middle of your beer? Better."
"[NSFW]Why the Higgs boson is so respected by other particles? He decides who gets some ass."
"""How's your sexual history?"" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be ""deletable"""