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Joke of the Day

"Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"

"If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends."

"How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!"

"America's economy must really be in the toilet... The new $20 bill is only gonna be worth about $16"

"What's the etiquette on petting a baby that's been leashed to the bike rail outside Starbucks?"

"A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"

"New years eve one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early."

"I was born during the great depression... My mothers."