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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!"

"What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room? sorry this is only a four star hotel."

"""Black Lives Don't Matter,"" Said the nihilist."

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."

"What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies? The Polterheist"

"A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. His resume spoke for itself."

"What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common? They both came in a yellow box"

"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"

"Attractive people, have the decency to leave news and comedy to the rest of us."

"What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers Day!"