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Joke of the Day
"I was born during the great depression... My mothers."
Next Joke
"Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home."
"If you ever see a tweet that says ""www@google.com"", that's my grandma trying to use the internet. Leave her alone."
"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."
"If you say ""cash money"" around me, Don't act surprised when I kick you in the ""balls nuts"" See how stupid that sounds?"
"Hey guys. Stop touching your wife's pregnant belly in pictures. We get it, you came in her."
"What do the English and Welsh have in common? Kids are their definition of a good time."
"midget in the library midget walks into a library and ask do you have any books on irony? the librarian replies sure they are on the top shelf"
"Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing"
"A guy who wears a ring is always a dealbreaker. If it's on his ring finger, he's married. If it's not, he's a guy who wears rings."