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Joke of the Day
"New years eve one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early."
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"Prince The artist formerly known as alive"
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"I was more nervous than a whore in church to tell you this But your about as useless as tits on a nun"
"Racist comments... Just like grandma used to make"
"What tool turns a 20mm hole into a 100mm hole? A pedophile."