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Joke of the Day
"Ms. Pac-Man should only cost 70% of a quarter per play"
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"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"
"Short, but good nonetheless Every ""yo mamma"" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people. Just like yo mamma."
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"[NSFW] I think I might be gay... ...Every time I touch my dick I get hard"
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