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Joke of the Day
"""There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."" -meteorologists"
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"People who talk about me behind my back discussed me."
"Do you know why they put cotton balls in the top of prescription bottles? To remind black people that they picked cotton before they sold drugs."
"A pumpkin-shaped woman should never wear a bright orange top and a brown beret unless she wants to make my whole fucking day."
"What did the little girl with no arms, no legs, blind, deaf and mute get for Christmas? NSFW Cancer"
"What is the longest word? Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's"
"How do you bury a pothead? Coughin'"
"What did Cinderalla do when she got to the ball? She gagged."