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Joke of the Day
"How did Charlie Sheen get HIV? By injecting tiger blood"
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"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."
"-This is my son Michelangelo. -Oh, like the artist. -Um no like the Ninja Turtle."
"Hate to be that guy.... ... because he's a dick. Fuck him."
"Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction? The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us"
"It was so cold out this morning... ...that I saw a lawyer sticking his hands in his *own* pockets."
"Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who's giving them medical attention?"
"5: ""Dad, to be the man of the house, you need to wear pants."" Me: ... 5: ... Me: ""It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Job's all yours."""
"What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer."
"He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged."