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Joke of the Day
"How did Charlie Sheen get HIV? By injecting tiger blood"
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"How much does a cockney spend on shampoo? Paan ten."
"""Hi doc!"" ""Hi! What is that behind your ear?"" ""Nice try, too old for the coin trick"" ""No it's a tumor"" ""Oh my god"" ""Kidding it's a quarter"""
"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut. What else would you call them?"
"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."
"Have you heard of Eats Unwanted Leftovers Man? He's the hero this city feeds"
"Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner? Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin."
"Has anyone said 'Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth'? Because I'd like to say that."
"what do you call a group of naked old men doing yoga? Lululemonparty"
"My only talent is sleeping I could do it with my eyes closed."