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Joke of the Day

"I'm hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know"

"What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri? A shot in the dark."

"What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog? I have no idea..."

"Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd? But when they pronounced it, the word came out ""C-eh"" ""N-eh"" ""D-eh"""

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"What's so good about having sex with 28 year olds? You get to do it 20 times because all of the reposts."

"What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold? Hit."

"I'm not stalking you. I'm getting to know you behind your back."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's That's because she changes it more often."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it."