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Joke of the Day

"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."

"Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?"

"What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar"

"Blowjobs are like paying your taxes. If you don't do it, you are going to be fucked."

"The most courageous thing a TV show can do now is keep all its characters alive."

"a joke about a lawyer Q: why did the lawyer get written up for sexual harassment? A: he kept asking people if they had seen his briefs."

"Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"

"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"

"Went to my daughters netball match this weekend What a semi"