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Joke of the Day

"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."

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"What do you call a black man camping? Criminal intent"
"Him:Dude, I went on one of those police ride alongs with my friend..it was awesome! You ever done that? Me: In the front or back of the car?"
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"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"
"Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry ma'am I'm just passing through."