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Joke of the Day

"Gonna get my girlfriend a pickaxe for Valentine's Day. Because she's a Minor"

"Turn up? At my age, I'm just happy when I can turn over."

"Why was the storm trooper such a good dad? He could never hit his kids."

"Bill Gates How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb? He buys a new house."

"Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read? A: She jumped to conclusions."

"I was suffering from pinkeye for a long time until I found www.curing-conjunctivitis.com It was a site for sore eyes"

"It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart"

"A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre And the bartender gives it to her."

"A king gets murdered in his sleep... Two of his most loyal servants found the body, with a sword in the king's chest. One the servants turns to the other and says ""Wow, he must have had a bad knight."""

"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."