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Joke of the Day
"Q: Did you hear about the girl who skipped rope while she read? A: She jumped to conclusions."
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"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk... He said ""Wow... cool! You made a 3D printout of the save icon!"""
"I just used 'medieval' and 'archaic' in a text message. I know people, I don't get how I'm not still a virgin either."
"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"
"Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms."
"Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do."
"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"
"""Barista"" is Italian for BA in liberal arts."
"""Knock, Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""The Pilot, let me in!"""
"q: what's green and yellow and hangs from trees? a: gorilla snot."