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Joke of the Day

"I was suffering from pinkeye for a long time until I found www.curing-conjunctivitis.com It was a site for sore eyes"

"What do you get when you mix an Obama campaign slogan with Fifty Shades of Grey? Rope and chains."

"I see there's going to be a new PeeWee Herman movie on Netflix. It's a good thing it won't be in theaters."

"Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !"

"Hardcore I've just changed my first nappy. My wife doesn't like me wearing them but since I bought Call of Duty it means I get more game time."

"Doctor says, ""I've got good news and bad news..."" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's. The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!"

"Why did the baker only date large breasted women? Because he kneaded them."

"Penn State We all know that older woman who go after younger guys are called cougars. Well older men who go after young boys are called Nittany Lions."

"Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand she has to give directions!"

"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""