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Joke of the Day

"I was suffering from pinkeye for a long time until I found www.curing-conjunctivitis.com It was a site for sore eyes"

"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Porsche? (Not what you think) I've never been inside a Porsche."

"When I reached the border patrol checkpoint, I raised my kale smoothie & the officer immediately waved me through."

"[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif"

"And the Lord said to Peter ""come forth and you will receive eternal life"". But Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings."

"How do you piss off thousands of people on the internet all at once? [deleted]"

"What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds? Chevy Chase."

"You remember, in 2008 and 2012, when the right rioted, burned police cars, trashed small businesses, and claimed that President Elect Obama was not their president? Huh, yeah me either."

"The phone cops got a new case. It fit snuggly."