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Joke of the Day
"It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart"
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"A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China. He calls the waiter over and tells him, 'That steak was rubbery.' 'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'"
"Dogs are ""practice babies"" and cats are ""practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."""
"What is an adulterers favorite snack? Cheetos."
"Why are A's like flowers? Because B's go after them!"
"What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band? The Talking Heads"
"What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey? Anchor."
"One day, scientists will build a very intelligent supercomputer. ""Is there a god?"", they ask. *** ""There is one now."""
"She said I have a face only a mother could love. I said ""that's not very nice, mom."""
"Graphic designers just aren't my type."