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Joke of the Day

"It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing"

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"How do street drugs get into the prisons? Not really sure, but my best guess is that some assholes smuggle them in."
"Cool name for god = ""head writer of The Weather Channel"""
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"I slept with a slut that liked to twist words... I forget her name, so I just refer to her as ""Whorenadoe"""
"So it's been a few days since Phil and Ken got married under Irish law... And already Phil wants to Kilkenny"
"You can tell a lot about a person by holding them hostage and asking them questions."
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"What did God say after she made Eve? ""Practice makes perfect."""