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Joke of the Day

"What did God say after she made Eve? ""Practice makes perfect."""

"What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? [in]solvent"

"What's the best language for jokes? Punjabi."

"If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants."

"is that a banana in your pocket or oh cool yeah good source of potassium."

"How did I get out of Iraq? I ran"

"Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs."

"I had to fire my tennis doubles partner today. I told him his services were no longer required."

"Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy..."

"All these people on FB posting pics of their kids makes feel so blessed...I don't have ugly children."