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Joke of the Day
"Fucking kids these days is not an appropriate answer to ""what have you been up too"""
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"Whats grosser then gross? Shoving 12 oysters up your grandmothers vagina and sucking out 13."
"Introverts should get a 26.2 sticker for when they have to talk on the phone multiple times in a day."
"What's another way to describe a contradicktion? A logical phallusy!"
"What religion do mosquitoes follow? Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. ^Sorry."
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger Then it hit me."
"Old Wang says to his friend Old Chen It is so sweet, you have been married 50 years and you still call your wife 'sweetheart'. What is your secret? Chen says, ""it is because I have forgotten her name"""
"He arrives mysteriously. Helps others, performs miracles, is betrayed, dies, is resurrected, and ascends into the heavens. - E.T. (1982) PG"
"I'm sick and tired of scandals always being named ""-gate"" The only thing about it that consoles me is there's a parallel universe where Watergate Hotel was instead named after John Hancock."
"If you read into something enough, it can be offensive. I like puppies"