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Joke of the Day

"How do street drugs get into the prisons? Not really sure, but my best guess is that some assholes smuggle them in."

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"What's it called when a terrorist's wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity."
"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."
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"Dog and a Candy Bar How is a dog before he goes into the vet like a Snickers, and after he comes out of the vet like a Milky Way? They are both the same, just without the nuts."
"I dress up as a Girl Scout for my boyfriend, but just so we can practice our elaborate cookie heist."
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