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Joke of the Day
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? *wait for it* Because they grew out of their B-shells!"
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"If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I. - dead people"
"What's the difference between a priest and a beard One comes on your face before your 13."
"At this point, a phone book is just a list of people who recently died in their homes before cancelling their landline."
"Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?"
"Why don't Muslims have dirty minds? Because they're so easily brainwashed."
"Ants Dancing ? Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""
"I think I'm gonna just be a rapper. apparently you need zero experience, and zero talent to be a millionaire in the rap game now?"
"I named my hard drive That Thang, so once a month my computer asks me if I want to Back That Thang Up."
"Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels"