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Joke of the Day

"Free of Charge A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""

"People who continually put the toilet paper roll in backwards are evolutionary dead-ends, like the Neanderthal."

"How do you make a door cry? You twist its knob. edit: grammar"

"Selling chewing gum. Mint condition."

"What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes? That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool "

"What do you call a Black Man on the Moon? An Astronaut."

"What's the difference between a nigger and a pile of dog shit? A pile of dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking."

"""If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off?"" Interviewer: I meant about the job. Me: Oh.... no I'm good."

"Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate? It was only allowed one piece of carrion."